The bear hunter

A bull goes into the CEX one day to hunt for bears. He sees one from afar and slowly creeps up to him. He takes aim and longs 5x. Bang. After the chart clears out, the bull is suprised to see that the bear is gone. The bear then appears behind him, tapping the bull on the back.

The hunter then turns around and the bear gives him two options, he says

"I'm going to give you two options; one, you let me painfully and slowly rip you to shreds and eat you piece by piece, or two, you take off your pants, bend over and let me have my way."

The bull agrees, and the bear fucks him in the ass.

The next day, the bull comes again and takes another long. 10x leverage! Bang. After the smoke clears out, the bear is, again, no longer there. The bear appears behind the bull and taps him on the back. The bear then says

"Alright you've tried twice now turn around and bend over."

The next day, the bull goes into AAVE to get a bigger loan, in hope to kill the bear once and for all. He goes into the CEX, he sees the bear, approches him, takes aim and longs at 20x! Bang! He waits for the smoke to clear out and to no suprise, the bear isn't there anymore. The bear appears behind him, taps him on the back and says

"You're not really in this for the hunting, are you?"